Cheese is just milk that forgot how to be liquid.
More Than Just A Number
MEET THE SURVIVOR
“Oh, this tag? 78. They clipped it on me back then to say I was just another cow in the crowd. But I kept it- because now it’s my lucky charm, a little reminder that even when they tried to count me, I still made my own story.”
“Oh, this tag? 78. They clipped it on me back then to say I was just another cow in the crowd. But I kept it- because now it’s my lucky charm, a little reminder that even when they tried to count me, I still made my own story.”
Why stand-up comedy?
“Oh, this tag? 78. They clipped it on me back then to say I was just another cow in the crowd. But I kept it- because now it’s my lucky charm, a little reminder that even when they tried to count me, I still made my own story.”
Why keep the tag?
“Oh, this tag? 78. They clipped it on me back then to say I was just another cow in the crowd. But I kept it- because now it’s my lucky charm, a little reminder that even when they tried to count me, I still made my own story.”
Why is cheese basically dairy’s nicotine?
Milk it? Or just milked dry?
Probiotic or just prob–lematic?
Smooth spread or smooth crime?
One scoop of joy, three scoops of guilt.
Very High Impact
Milk isn’t “natural” – it’s baby food stolen from calves. Mother–calf separation = lifelong trauma for both.
MEDIUM IMPACT
Milk isn’t “natural” – it’s baby food stolen from calves. Mother–calf separation = lifelong trauma for both.
High Impact
Milk isn’t “natural” – it’s baby food stolen from calves. Mother–calf separation = lifelong trauma for both.
VERY HIGH IMPACT
Milk isn’t “natural” – it’s baby food stolen from calves. Mother–calf separation = lifelong trauma for both.
MEDIUM IMPACT
Promoted as healthy, but linked to acne, bloating, and higher risks of hormonal imbalances & certain diseases.
HIGH IMPACT
Each glass = methane farts + massive water use. It takes ~628 liters of water to produce just 1 liter of milk.
HIGH IMPACT
Each glass = methane farts + massive water use. It takes ~628 liters of water to produce just 1 liter of milk.
HIGH IMPACT
Each glass = methane farts + massive water use. It takes ~628 liters of water to produce just 1 liter of milk.
HIGH IMPACT
Each glass = methane farts + massive water use. It takes ~628 liters of water to produce just 1 liter of milk.
HIGH IMPACT
Each glass = methane farts + massive water use. It takes ~628 liters of water to produce just 1 liter of milk.
From Shed to Spotlight
Busting all myths about dairy and finding a better alternative for every dairy product in your pantry!
Animal milk has high levels but also causes cholesterol, saturated fat, hormones, acne, diabetes
Most soy, oat, almond milks are fortified with calcium. Heart-friendly, lower fat, anti-inflammatory
Animal milk has high levels but also causes cholesterol, saturated fat, hormones, acne, diabetes
Most soy, oat, almond milks are fortified with calcium. Heart-friendly, lower fat, anti-inflammatory
Animal milk has high levels but also causes cholesterol, saturated fat, hormones, acne, diabetes
Most soy, oat, almond milks are fortified with calcium. Heart-friendly, lower fat, anti-inflammatory
Swap dairy for better alternatives, that are good for you, me and the planet

Tea & Coffee
Breakfast bowls
Curd substitute

Smoothies
Scrambles
Baking substitute

Tea & Coffee
Breakfast bowls
Curd substitute

Tea & Coffee
Breakfast bowls
Curd substitute

Tea & Coffee
Breakfast bowls
Curd substitute
Think you’re funnier than a cow? Drop your roast on Animals, Health, or Planet and let Tilly judge.
Cheese is just milk that forgot how to be liquid.
by Bhoomi
Dairy ads say ‘Happy Cows’ must be the best PR agency in hell.
by Anand
Humans drink cow’s milk but scream if someone takes a sip from their glass. Hypocows.
by Amreen
Come on! Give us your funniest lines.